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Here's a photo you can choose either to see or not to see. It's me in Russia with one of these silly Russian flying helmets and a parachute.
Do NOT click here if you value your sanity!

And if that didn't have you laughing, have a listen to
me speaking Martian. (aka Yugbug)

Sarcophilus harrisi

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Gig Guide. Check which live bands are playing in pubs & clubs around Scotland.
Glasgow Guide. Well, what can I say - it's a guide... about Glasgow.
Urban Glasgow. Great web forum with topics and photos relating to Glasgow. Join up and post your photos or just have a browse.
Scottish info and links
Traveline Scotland. Plan any public transport journey within Scotland or go to Traveline for the whole UK.
VisitScotland.com - Scottish Tourist Board page.
Loch Lomond Seaplanes. Charter and sightseeing seaplane services in Scotland.
Rooms in Scotland. Find accommodation of any kind in Scotland.
Hostels in Scotland. Find and book hostels in Scotland. Also has information on tours and free attractions. If you run a hostel you can add your's for free.
Rampant Scotland. Directory of loads of Scottish web sites.
Undiscovered Scotland. Guide to Scotland. Visitors' guide, accommodation, business, and good photos.
Scottish genealogy page . Links for people trying to find their Scottish ancestry.
Scottish Ghosts. Just what it says, a history of Scottish ghosts .... or widen your scope and check out Haunted Britain for the whole U.K.
Assorted weather forecasts and links for the British Isles
Online Weather. Various up to date UK forecasts. Also has sunrise/sunset times.
XCWeather. Current weather maps and forecasts for France, Germany, Italy, Spain and UK.
World Weather Information Service. Good worldwide forecasts and info.
Weather forecasts, worldwide (intellicast).
Weather Underground. Another worldwide weather site with extras.
Flying in Europe. Up to date METAR/TAF/SIGMET/NOTAM and more. Also gives weather for outside Europe and has a decode section.
21st Operational Weather Squadron USAF. Current aviation weather and maps. METAR/TAF also has option to translate the data.
How to decode European METAR info..
Another European METAR decode page.
UK and France current weather maps.
United Nations web page.
Online newspapers from around the world (Earth)
Easy Newspapers. Another very good site with links to worldwide newspapers.
NewsNow. World news updated every 5 minutes.
UK newspapers plus dictionary and encyclopedia links.
Glasgow and West newspaper web sites.
UK Airport News. Collection of news items relating to UK airports.
WhatDoTheyKnow.com - Make and explore UK Freedom of Information requests. Explore requests already answered.
Radio Stations on the net.
Search the Internet Movie Database (IMDB). Use the U.S. site, or the U.K. mirror site.
Movie Mistakes. Mistakes, continuity screw ups etc.
Everyhit.com. Search the UK top 40 hit database in various ways. Browse to Number 1s/Date Engine to find the number 1 on any given day.
thisdayinmusic.com. Another site to check out music events on a given day, including number 1s in both UK and USA.
Check out famous birthdays on any date.
ANYDAY Today in History. Events in history for a selected day.
On This Day. Same idea.
Expedia.co.uk to find air fares, hotel prices, car hire, holidays ... and more.
OctopusTravel.com . Another site for travel and hotels.
TripAdvisor. All sorts of searches to plan a trip plus travelers' reviews.
SkyDeals.co.uk - thousands of flights live on one site.
Skyscanner - flight search engine. Find cheap flights in Europe. View all operators' fares together and easily see the best deal.
European cheap flights search and booking engine. Find inter Europe low costs.
BravoFly. Another flight search engine. You can limit the search to low cost airlines.
JetPunk. Use assorted providers to check for flights. Also has a section with lots of geography related quizzes.
To and from the Airport. How to get to/from airports worldwide by car and public transport.
CheapHotelLinks.com for finding cheap hotel rooms worldwide.
A1 Tourism. Find accommodation in the UK.
UK Bus, Train and Plane Timetables.
Traveline. Public transport information and journey planner for the UK.
European National Railways and Timetables. Good for planning trips and getting rail fares.
The Virtual Tourist. Browse the world for tourism info.
Gumtree.com - UK classified ads. Jobs, stuff for sale, services. Go to Change City to select your area.
Vivastreet.com - Another good free classified ads page. Scroll to the bottom to change location (including country).
Freecycle. Forum based site for people giving unwanted stuff away for free and people looking for stuff.
Home Advice from HomeServe. General home and DIY advice. Includes link to DIY videos.
DIY "How to guides" from from diyfixit.co.uk
UK Government webpage, with links to various government departments.
World Factbook. Very good resource from the CIA with comprehensive info on the countries of the world (Earth).
World Leaders. Another directory courtesy of the CIA listing heads of state and cabinet members of countries outside the USA.
Countries of the World. Country info, airport codes, photos, maps, flags.
National anthems and passports from around the world.
FOTW. Flags of the World, with links to other flag sites.
Flags of the World. Another flag site with links.
Flag identifier. Select shape, style, colours and contents of flags to identify them.
Flag Detective. Another site to identify flags by description.
Fifty States - a great site giving lots of info on American states. I'm not an American but this is a good site.
Universal Currency Converter. using live exchange rates.
FULL Universal Currency Converter. featuring all known currencies.
Royal Mail (UK) page. Good for checking UK postcodes and general UK postal info.
UK Street Map. Find location by postcode, lat/long, grid reference ... and more.
Google Maps. Excellent mapping site with satellite views and the famous Street View where you can roam the streets.
Bing Maps. Another good worldwide mapping site. Used to be Multimap.
Live Search Maps. Another mapping site, from Microsoft.
UK Phone book lookup AND maps/aerial views.
Look up UK telephone STD codes.
British Telecom, with phone book look-up.
UK Yellow Pages
Telepest.co.uk. Check a UK number against database of known nuisance numbers. Or Telepest.us for the U.S. equivalant.
OpenData from Ordnance Survey. Access Ordnance Survey UK maps.
Route Planner for UK, Ireland and mainland Europe, from The AA.
UK Traffic News. Current UK road conditions, continuously updated, by the AA.
Traffic Scotland. Realtime and future road traffic info for Scotland.
Mapquest. Routefinder for Europe & North America.
Time and Date, assorted world time zone info and tools.
World Star. Translators, Dictionaries and encyclopedias for various languages.
Google Translate. Translate text, web pages and documents between a selection of languages.
Travlang Language Center Translation dictionaries plus other good links.
PROMPT's online translator including translation to/from Russian in cyrillic font.
English-Arabic-English translator.
TranslateNow! Another translator with a good selection of languages.
Voycabulary.com is a great tool which makes words on a web page or text passage into links to various reference dictionaries. Try it and you'll see.
Dictionary of English language slang and colloquialisms.
Cockney Rhyming Slang page.
Scottish Vernacular Dictionary.
Urban Dictionary. A dictionary of slang.
Woohoo. British Dialect Translator. Good for a laugh!
Dictionary of the Scots Language.
Dictionary.com - English language dictionary & thesaurus, plus links to other dictionaries.
HyperDictionary. Another very good dictionary, and some links.
British English Dictionary search.
yourDictionary.com - collection of dictionaries, glossaries and other useful references.
The Phrase Finder. Look up the meaning and origin of phrases and sayings.
Expressions and Sayings Index. More info on the origins of phrases.
Theresa'a Cryptic Crosswords. A site with cryptic crosswords (plus a guide to solving cryptics).
Cryptic Crossword assorted links.
Peter's Cryptic Crossword Corner. Mostly geared toward crosswords published in the UK but some also applies to American ones.
Crossword solver.
One Across. Crossword Help with clue search feature.
Anagram finder.
Anagram Genius. FUN with anagrams. Stick in folks' names, or whatever.
Hints and Things. Well, it's just .. various things about various things. You just need to look and see.
Purple Hell. Riddle tools and resources is what it claims to be. Lots of interesting lists and more. Hard to categorise so just check it out.
The Phobia List. As it says.
Another phobia list.
Another very good phobia list from the Purple Hell site listed above.
Ologies. A list of specialist studies and what they are the study of.
Collective Nouns. A list of assorted collective nouns. What are they ? Click it and see.
Internet Acronym Server. Look up acronyms.
Acronym Finder. Another acronym lookup site.
Song lyrics. Exactly what it says.
All The Lyrics.com. Another site of song lyrics.
Where did bands get their names ? Find out here.
Idiomsite. Why do people say what they say ?
Guinness World Records. All sorts of world records.
FunTrivia.com. Lots of trivia quizzes on loads of subjects. You can also submit your own quizzes for others.
Mega Quiz. Well, QUIZZES.
Quiz Factor. Good selection of quizzes on various subjects.
Where is That ? Graphical quizzes on countries.
Pub Quiz Help. Lots of trivia and stuff suitable for compiling quizzes.
Fact Monster. Facts on various things - lots of. Plus some challenges for school kids and ..... sook it and see!
About.com - Resources on LOTS of assorted things.
GIGA Quotes page. Thousands of quotes grouped by author and subject.
English language tongue twisters.
Terraserver. Satellite images.
Space Imaging. Great satellite imaging of places on Earth. Excellent images!
Earth Observatory image gallery. Lots of excellent satellite images.
NASA Astronomy Picture of the Day Archive. Lots of good space piccies.
Africam, for wildlife webcams.
Webshots. Lots of good pictures of ... well, everything.
Photo.net - Big photo site with galleries (you can submit your own photos), reviews, forums.
Doctor Fun. Great cartoons, daily, from 1993 till 2006. Browse and search them all.
Misheard lyrics and song parodies. Fun with songs.
Engrish. Humourous translations of the English language.
Surreal compliment generator. Good for a laugh.
Satirewire. Fictional, satirical news stories.
Banished Words. Lists of words and phrases 'banished' from the Queen's English because they should be.
www.b3ta.com. Lots of assorted mad things!
FirstFoot.com. A mad Scottish site.
Useless Facts. Guess what's in this page then!
Odd Info. A page of odd facts on assorted subjects.
Nostalgia Central. Good place to find out about all these old TV programmes, dodgy music, tacky movies etc
TVARK. UK TV archive with old public information films, adverts and more.
British Path�. Great old British news archives.
TV Ads. Lots of TV adverts (or commercials - whatever you prefer to call them).
UK Public Information films since 1945. From the National Archives.
80s Nostalgia. More oldies including TV programmes of the 80s and before. Good for themes and other sounds, pics and video clips.
Cartoon Decades. 70s, 80s and 90s Cartoons.
TV and movie theme archive.
TV Theme Music and Songs. Another good TV and movie theme site with links to video game, TV Ad and football tunes ... and a Guess the Theme quiz.
Siliconhell. Assorted fun stuff, video clips, resource links and quizzes!
UK National Archives. As it says.
Historic Pubs of the UK and amusing pub names.
How popular is your name ? Graphs of popularity of christian names since 1900. Give it a try!
Baby Names. Names and their origins and meanings. The site is BABY Names but, well, you keep your name all your life don't you ? Usually.
Behind the Name. Etymology and history of first names. Very good page with Search and Advanced Search options... or just browse names.
Behind the Name - Surnames. Same as above but for surnames.
Totally Absurd inventions. Some mad things that have been invented and patented. The Absurd Archive is good for a laugh!
Google Logos. Some special Google commemoration logos since 1998.
DSL Zone UK. A very good broadband guide with references, tools and practical How To guides.
InternetFrog. Some assorted internet tools and broadband speed test.
Broadband Speed Checker. Check your broadband speed, compare speeds in a UK area, compare broadband deals.
Find vendor from first 6 characters of a mac address.
PCIDevice.com - search by vendor or device to track down these unknown devices.
TuCows. A great software archive!
Ninite - Install or update multiple free apps at once. Includes the old favourites and also runtimes like Flash and Java.
SnapFiles. Another store of useful software. Freeware and Shareware.
Kixtart official home.
This Dictionary of PC Hardware and Data Comm. Terms will explain some of the acronyms and jargon you may come across in manuals or engineer-talk.
The Internet and Unix dictionary if you are still stuck.
ZD Webopædia has lots of info on just about everything concerning computers.
NetLingo. Internet Dictionary.
Glossary of internet terms.
Binary to text translator (ASCII).
Gallery of UNICODE fonts. Assorted character sets with corresponding character codes.
FILExt.com. Look up file extensions (that's the bit after the dot in a filename) to find out the file type.
DotWhat.net. Another site where you can look up file extensions.
fileinfo.net. Another very good source of file extension information.
File.Extensions - yet another good site for extension info, also featuring categorised lists.
Whois.com - search the WHOIS database for background information on domain names.
Online malware scan. Upload a file to have it scanned for possibly dodgy code within.
VirusTotal. Upload a suspicious file to have it scanned by numerous antivirus engines.
SiteAdvisor from McAfee. Reports on any known security issues on websites (spyware etc). Either download to run alongside your browser or type in a URL to View a Site Report.
Computer virus descriptions database.
Glossary of Internet Security and Threat terms. See just what that jargon means.
Microsoft Technet for support and troubleshooting.
Microsoft websites search. Google link to search only Microsoft related sites.
Microsoft hardware compatability list.
Annoyances.org. Microsoft Windows annoyances and fixes, plus other general info gathered by Windows users.
Tasklist. Good reference site giving info on tasks and processes that run in the background on your PC.
CheckProcesses. Good site for checking what your computer is up to. Upload image of the processes list from Task Manager to find out what they are.
Techadvice. A web site with a wad of computing technical advice.
techterms.org. Dictionary of computer and technological terms.
TinyURL. Convert horrible long URLs into smaller ones that live on the TinyURL server and don't expire.
Google Guide. Quick reference guide on ways to refine Google searches.
The Register. Computing 'news' and funny stuff.
Adobe Photoshop Basics. Free online course.
Scanning Basics. Some methods and tips on scanning photographs.
The New Scientist
National Geographic
Bioimages.org.uk. Virtual Field-Guide (UK). Search for pics of large selection of natural history objects (mostly British).
Seismic Monitor. Details of recent earthquakes around the world, with map overlay.
RSOE Emergency and Disaster Information Service. Assorted recent emergencies and disasters around the world, with map overlay.
The Animal Diversity Web. Lots of info courtesy of the University of Michigan Museum of Zoology.
UK Safari. A Website for Anyone Interested in the Wildlife and Countryside of Britain.
Wild About Britain. UK Wildlife pages.
Garden Safari. Insects and Animals in House and Garden.
British Wild Flower Guide . Browse British wildflower photos by selecting the colour of the flower.
Flora Search. Identify wildflowers and plants by supplying various features. UK and Ireland.
RSPB Bird Identifier. Identify British birds by selecting features.
CDC, Atlanta, Ga. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Disease, virus and condition info.
WHO - World Health Organisation
Hubble Space Telescope Project. News and images.
Astro Cruise. Images of the cosmos.
Molecular Expressions. Amazing microscopy images.
Heavens Above. Star maps, satellite passes, event info and more. Configure for your own location.
Your Sky. Another good resource for producing a sky map and horizon view.
Space Weather. What's happening out there ? And what can you see just now ?
Astronomy.co.uk - Space news and what to see in the sky in the current month.
Aurora Watch. Check on current conditions for possibility of seeing Aurora borealis in the UK.
Bad Astronomy. Scientific goofs in movies, TV, news ... and just, basically, THINGS. Just read it!
Convert-me.com, to convert all sorts of measurements to other standards.
Metric-conversions.org. Another site with various conversion tools.
Distance to Horizon calculator. Calculates the distance from a given point to the horizon (on Earth).
Airliners.net. Thousands of aircraft pics from all over the world - and not just airliners. Check them out and submit your own. Well indexed searchable database.
MyAviation.net. Sister site of airliners.net
Jetphotos.net. Another aircraft photo database with similar format to airliners.net
Airfleets. Yet another airliner site with photos and info.
UK Airport News. Collection of news items relating to UK airports.
Aviation Safety site with news on accidents and other info.
Aviation Safety Network. Another site with air cash info.
AAIB. UK Air Accident Investigation Branch. Also has link to some foreign incidents of interest.
The Oops list. Some assorted photographs of mishaps. Many aviation shots but some other mishaps too.
Royal Air Force History page.
Reporting Points. Nick Locke's page detailing Air Nav reporting points, VORs and more. Mostly for UK.
DLTK's Printable Crafts for Kids. Great page for kids. Design and print greetings cards, send ecards, lots of things to do.
Jigzone. Online jigsaws.
Freaky interactive thing. Just try it with the sound on. Use the mouse to interact with the patterns.
www.useless-site.tk, a site full of mad things with lots of flash animations.
Montage-a-Google. Type a Google search and create a montage of images returned. It's fun.
Guess-the-Google. Game based on the above Montage-a-Google, look at results and guess what was searched for.

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