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Hair like a shield of steel

"Your bullets cannot harm me!"

Oh No! A random Encounter

Search through the discard pile, the first monster you come to you must fight

The silent treatment

No-one can interfere with this combat

Big Shiney Black Leather Boots

Footwear

Big Shiney Black Coat

Armour - goes with boots

Corset of Distraction

Armour. Strongest munchkin at the table must help

That monster has no nose!

How does it smell? -5 to level.

…On a spacehopper

5 to either side

Class: geek

"the geek shall inherit the Earth"

Collectors item

+2 to item. "The one with the different coloured trousers

Low self-esteem

Frankly, this is not my best card. Curse, you lose a level

BO

No-one will help you. Frankly, I don't blame them.

Class: Academic

Abscent minded - Oops, I forgot to play this

Class: Secretary

We know who holds the real power. Gains level while holding card. Loses level if card discarded.

Class: Student

Can't fight, late for lectures. +1 to run away roll.

Class: Stoner

Have this peace pipe. The first monster you play this on is your friend and you don't have to fight it. The second is floating on a giant pink inflatable couch and gets +5

Fudge the data

Bend the rules, like munchkin cheat card

Nightmare Bucket

You're in a room. -2 normally, but +2 when helped or helping

Captain of the enterprise

Take a card from one of the opposite sex.

Old fart

It wasn't like that when I were't lad. Ignore one card & discard after use

Socks and Sandals

+3 if academic, -3 otherwise

Fashion police

Confiscate one item of clothing for yourself.

Numbed and Weighed

You want a sex change immediately.

Allergy to…

D6: minus the score on the die

1. elvis
2. badgers
3. nuts
4. beer
5. chocolate
6. air

Strop

"I am Not in a huff!" Even monsters are scared of you. Free escape.

Riteous Rant

I AM right. +3 because of fury

Fake Elf Ears

Aww, so cute. +1

Cutting sarcasm

+2. Cancels low self esteem

Confused Sexuality

Female or shemale. Whatever sex they were, they aren't now.

Bottle of Buckie.

Gonae gies a bit, mister. Gives +3, but you now wear the burberry cap of -1

Fake ID

Honestly, I am 21. +2 unless your voice cracks.

Party going on upstairs

-2. Damn students. Don't they ever sleep?

Feeble excuse

The dog really did eat my homework. +1

Missed lecture

The one where they explain the entire course. -3.

Cheap vodka

Up to +6 in combat (you chose) but next combat you lose half that (up to -3) because of the hangover

Essay due tomorrow

-3. The stress. Ignore ig you have a Feeble Excuse

Couse you did in High School

Finally paying off. +2

Spork

Part spoon, part fork, all pain. +3

There is no spoon!

Steal item

Mild Periiiiiiiil

Danger Lite.

The only woman among geeks

Every male is suddenly very willing to lend a hand. Whether you like it or not. If you're not female, you are now in drag.

Poloneck of sarcasm

+3. That's a useful item

Fedora

+2 That hat really suits you.

Something shiney over there

Automatic distraction. Monster loses treasure but you have to throw something away.

You're my beshtesht friend

The monster is now your lifelong buddy. The bonus is half the level, but he threw up on your armour -1

Dazzled by common sense

That sounds so obvious, bow did I not see it before! Not usable by academics or students

TBD

Make up your own item +3. It is the last item to be played: it makes the deadline but only just.

Forgot to book the room

Monster goes away, but turns up on the next combat

All your bases are belong to us

Take 1 card from a players hand or top of the discard pile.

Dune (2 hands)

+5, throw the book at them. Dropouts: throw the video instead +2

Gigantic plot hole.

What? That can't happen! Negates one cards effect.

…And it's going out with your ex

+5

…With CD's on its nipples

+5

…At freshers week

-5. It's still very young

…Just come from a lecture

-5. Brain. Frazzled.

…And it has the munchies

For you! +5

…And they're gatecrashing. With no beer!

+5. Bastards

…He is your Father

Chops your hand off, you lose one weapon of your choice.

…In a princess Leia outfit

You can't fight for laughing. Or something else… +5

Ginger wig.

+5 (stackable) Unless it is in the daylight, -2

A polite word. And a 2x4.

Gets more done than just a polite word. +2 to current weapon

Neil Gaiman's autographed your item

+4 Monsters and other munchkins are in awe. And rightly so!

Broadband malfunction

You have to download por.. <ahem> data on dial up. -3

16.66m of rope

Useful in all kinds of situations +1

Collectors item

+10. Once it is out of the package, it is worthless. Discard

Loudspeaker

You appear much larger than before. +2

Giant cookie

Monster is less full and loses 3 levels. If <0, it is too fat and won't persue you.

Nobody here but us chickens

Munchkins can hide from any mosnter (auto escape), but can't discard costume. Remain at -3 for 2 turns. Players cannot duck while using this card.

The Io couple phenomenon

Pair up with a member of the opposite sex for combat. It always happens eventually.

IT certificate

+1 Not just useful for graduation, it helps fight monsters too.

Degree in fine arts.

Roll D6:

1. he eats you
2. monster -2
3. monster -1
4. You +1
5. you +2
6. Monster runs away

Class: roleplayer

Gets +1/-1 to any roll. You choose

Class: goth

Bonus +1 for shiney boots, shiney coat etc

Class: fresher

Monsters over 5 levels above take pity and won't fight.

Class: Old fart

-1 to run away (their legs are old) +1 to armour (they've -been there and have the T-shirt

Name

Level

Bad stuff

Dean of the Faculty

7, 12 if a student

You fail. Lose level / self esteem

Nameless first year

3

Other munchkins can mock you mercillesslessly.

Neds

D6 of them @ L1

Bouncer

5

Fake ID makes them L1. Otherwise, you're not getting in.

Parents come to visit

12

They confiscate all yoour items

Lecturer

3 or L12 with feeble excuse

Try again, this time with more help

Your nemessisisisis

12

Curse them! Go through the pack, the first curse you find curses you.

Mornings

1

Just ingore it, it will go away eventually

Hall Wardon

4

Easily bribed. Discard one item to win. If you fail, you lose your best card. The player to your left picks

Union President

8

Never has enough time. Combat lasts 30 seconds and no more. Steals your hat if you lose.

Middle aged spread

5

You're not a student any more. Lose class and race cards

Sponging bastard

3

It came from the planet mooch, but left its wallet there. All players mooch one card each from you.

Aliens from Spaaaaaaace

6

They stole elvis, the bastards. Anal probe: aliens take everything you are wearing and cover you in booze.

Old Fart

Age of oldest player - your age = level

It wasn't like this in my day. Mugged by an old person: you now smell of wee. -5 for next combat

Sad but proud

4

Vaguely harmless but annoying. Your pride must recover, lose your next turn.

The Io committee

1

They're shite. Escape is automatic, they're not organised enough to fight.

UnDead Parrot

3

Ee's not dead! You join the choir invisible, you push up the daisies, you are an ex-munchkin.

Monty's python

10

Lose 1 level for each quote you can name from MP. Grannies steal your equipment.

R2D2

2 (4 with C3P0)

Whee-whoo boop booop! That's not a power socket he's trying to interface with! Loose next turn while you recover.

C3P0

2 (4 with R2D2)

Somehow you end up in worse trouble. Go through the discard pile and fight the first monster you come to.

Walrus

L3 If you're not an old fart there are two walrii (L6)

Tusk, tusk. You've just been mauled by a walrii. Your armour now smells of fish, discard it or suffer a -3 penalty

Human slaves… In an insect nation

L10 for Humans

They ignore non-humans, but only if they said "Ahah-ahahahahah"

Dougie in a Dress

13

<shudder> If successful, you can wear his dress (+5), but it is counted as a sex change.