GUAC Social Events

News of piss ups will appear here. Pictures of people making fools of themselves will appear on the photos page.


CHUNDER MILE TBC (~weekend of the 1st of october), bring everyone along for the ultimate renching of guts.

PARTY AT NEIL AND IANS (no.2 Hillhead St), Watch this space....

;-)


 

After every match, we head for a nite of ensuing hilarity, usually starting at Curlers. This gives us a chance to socialise with the other uni's and rub extra salt in their wounds by not only whooping them on the track, but also in a boat race...CUMMON! .

When Gaz took very slight persuading to down 8 whiskys the results were hilarious.  We got a bit worried when he started pouring the dregs from each glass into another one to get every last drop.  After an hour or so of laughing at him and watching him eat chips from the ground he went home, but not before falling backwards into the fireplace, cracking his head off the outside wall of the pub, and running into a hanging basket..  Here is his e-mail the following morning:
(Number 11 is my favourite)
 

 
first thoughts in the morning (rough order)
 
 
1. ouch
 
2. pain...
 
3. where am i?
 
4. who parked this truck on my head?
 
5. sunlight bad
 
6. dark good
 
7. need water
 
8. need painkillers
 
9. getting them means opening eyes
 
10. sunlight bad
 
11. doesnt matter. tongue stuck to pillow, cant
move.
 
<huge effort of willpower to sit up and open eyes
 
12. room
 
13. bedroom
 
14. home
 
15. home good
 
16. <smell whisky?
 
17. whisky bad
 
18. cheque for &pound;20?
 
<moments recollection
 
19. whisky bad
 
20. Preston - bastard
 
21. Scott - bastard
 
22. Gow, probably in on it - bastard
 
23. Whisky bad
 
 
Pukes.

then i did it all over again that night cos it was  my mates 21st that night.  you are all a bunch of smelly gimps for making me  do that. i got woken up  and dragged out at 9am thursday morning and ate 2 egg McMuffins and 2 hash browns from McDonalds and spent the rest of the
 day wondering where i could be sick. and why do i have a bruise on my forehead?


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